Friday, July 12, 2013

Technical and other difficulties

So we resume on blog #2.  I didn't really get a chance to finish the first one but was kicked out instead by Google.  Technical difficulties seem to be following me everywhere I go lately.

This diet change for 30 days is hard.  No, I mean really really hard!  The headache came on day 2 and it hasn't left yet.  So I wanted to fill it with food.  And yes, after eating it does feel better but it just comes back.  I figure this is my body doing it's detox thing.  Maybe it is in shock.  Don't get me wrong, I'm not an unhealthy eater.  I usually opt for salads, veggies, fruits, and lean fish/meats.  However, I do like my dairy.  So for four days now I have not had a Double Tall, Sugar Free, Cinnamon Dolce latte with SOY!!!  Yeah, try to say that before you pump 2 shots of Espresso into your body every morning.  So instead, I would just say "Hey can I have my usual?"  After all, everyone at the Bucks knows me.  Even the other regular customers know me.  Wow.  However, I digress.  I do eat pretty healthy.  BUT I know there are bad things in my diet like artificial sweetners (Truvia for the most part at home) but sugar free things like the latte's were being consumed daily.  And I did eat 2 doughnuts at work recently.  Not my fault.  Really, let me explain.  My boss kept putting boxes of donuts on the shelf right outside of my cubicle/enslavement chamber.  It pissed me off.  I had to smell them all day long and walk by them a dozen times.  So if I was at all hungry, I caved and ate one.  Then I felt like crap the rest of the day because my system does NOT like that.  And frankly, I don't even LIKE doughnuts, would never buy them, or seek them out.  So I threatened to complain to HR if he didn't move them somewhere else.  (not really).  I just moved it myself to another empty cubicle and put a sign up saying NO MORE FOOD HERE - GO TO THE CUBICLE AROUND THE CORNER IF YOU WANT TO EAT CRAP!  Once again, just kidding.  I actually said if you WANT TO EAT SHIT.
(kidding....again)
So the whole point is, my body was not completely sugar free.  It certainly was not dairy free or carb free either.  So bring on the detox and get that inflammation out of my abdominal intestines!!   I'm doing this thang!  My stomach is already a lot flatter.  I can tell that this change will make a huge difference.  So call me a follower, call me one who jumps on the bandwagon, or just call me crazy if you want.  I'm gonna do....whatever I want to do.....regardless of what anyone else thinks.  And if this works, then Hallelujah!

Part Deux (yes I like to speak French)
I came home today hoping to eat my prepared Paleo food and make myself feel better in the process.  Only to find that the damn dog somehow got into it and at my almond muffins.  All of them!  So I sat right down on my kitchen floor and cried.  Crying is sort of a new behavior for me because all my life I have never cried.  Now I cry all of the time.  Damn hormones.  Damn Crazy Ovaries.  Anyway...I digress once again.  So through the tears, I whipped up another batch of Paleo almond muffins.  And this time I added my own special Paleo approved ingredients and they turned out even better than the first batch.  So dog be damned!  He got the crappy muffins and he is not getting any of the new batch cuz I'm not sharing with that little poop head.  Sorry Barbell girls, but I can give up a lot of things but you will never catch me without my muffins. 

~ Affectionately yours,  Bisou Bisou!  Paris Girl 197 aka Lisa


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    1. Yes, he really is a poop head but I love that darn poop head....lol!

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